Wee Angus goes to visit his relatives in the Americas; and he's a HUGE football fan..... Glascow Ranger through and through!(for you Yanks, that means soccer).
So...knowin' that Angus is such a big sport-fan, they take him to a baseball game....and there's wee Angus , sittin' in the stands surrounded by kin and kilth.......the home team gets a hit, and the entire clan leaps to it's feet yelling RUN! RUN! (Angus is watchin' all this....) The next batter gets a walk, and Angus leaps to his feet, and yells "RRRRUN laddie! RRRun! And his family pulls him down, and says, Nae Angus, ye dinna do tha! "Why not", Angus asks indignate.....you'se did!
Aye, they say, but our man had a hit, and yours only had a walk. "Why's my man gotta walk"? Asks Angus. Well, ye see Angus, one replys, your man got four balls, no a hit like ours.
Angus springs to his feet again and yells, "Walk PROUDLY LADDIE! WALK PROUDLY!!
"Guess it's that "local venacular" thing again, huh folks? ;0)