First off, you're a dick. (My apologies to the ladies and weak-of-heart.)
Second, human nature dictates that you will eventually talk. When you do, others will listen. Over time, your stories will be come legend, and your name will be disclosed. Bank on it.
But enough of that. For those truly concerned about the mortal (maybe) remains of America's most cherished cherub, my suggestion is a simple one: a security system.
Anyone willing to join me in raising funds for a basic security camera setup out at Fort Sumner is welcome to join me. Baby steps.
Hell, I'll even install it.