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Oh No Nellie Belle Not Again.... Don't Do This To Me Again .....I'll Get You For This You 4 Wheel

Bastard. How to you chase after the bad guys when your Jeep keeps breaking down? Better yet, how do you put a saddle on a jeep? I wonder who came up with that idea. Maybe, Pat Brady was afraid to ride horses. That reminds me about the lyrics to my favorite song by Toby Keith. The song starts out " Hey, kitty have you ever thought of running away with me"."Would you settle down with me and get married"? That was referring to the T.V. show Gunsmoke. No Matt Dillon would never say that to… Continue

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 29, 2010 at 7:00pm — 2 Comments

Gabby Said To The Bridesmaid, "What Are You Stringing Them Ribbons Up Firrr"...She Replied, " Oh That's For

The Wedding". Gabby replied, "Everybody will be strangulating themselves before the wedding even starts". That line was from a Roy Rogers flick that I was watching the other day called (Young Bill Hickok). It was funny as always when Gabby speaks his mind. What do you think?

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 28, 2010 at 7:56pm — No Comments

Calamity Jane Said To Gabby," Come On We Have To Check For Horses Being Lame" Gabby replied," We Don't

Have Any Lame Horses". Calamity replied," Well Will Just Have To Bang One Up Then." that line was from a flick that I was watching the other day. It was called (Young Bill Hickok). The scene was where Roy needed some private time with his bride to be before the wedding.That's was very funny I thought. How about you?

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 27, 2010 at 9:37am — No Comments

This Here is Calamity Jane...She Is Going To Entertain You...I Guarantee it's The Best Show Ever...Even

Better Than Those Actors Who Performed Shake-spear's Omelet! That was a line from a flick I watched yesterday called (Young Bill Hickok). Gabby was standing on top of a table in the saloon, telling everybody about the song that was going to be sung by Calamity Jane. You could here the laughter from the crowd. Everybody was splitting a gut including me. How about you?

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 26, 2010 at 4:51am — No Comments

Jump'N Gee Hoseafat Your Rich That's A Million Dollars...No That's only A Thousand Dollars..Oh Well..What's

The Difference. That line was was in a flick that I watched today called (Young Bill Hickok). Roy Rogers came up against the Overland gang. There was 10 of them and only one of him. So he got a reward from Overland Stage Company. Gabby made that statement to Roy. I thought that was very funny. How about you?

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 25, 2010 at 7:00pm — No Comments

The Fastest Mouth In The West Said To His Old Girlfriend Standing Behind The Bar........................

"Hurricane Don't Blow".That scene was from a flick I saw the other day.I think it was in (Under Nevada Skies). Gabby was talking to his girlfriend as she,was cussing out some side-winder at the bar and she was getting really mad at him. That was a very funny part of the script. I wonder if that may have been an adlib or was it in the original script. What do you think?

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 23, 2010 at 6:50pm — No Comments

She Was Driving So Fast That Her Bonnet Flew Off Right Into A ...............................

Puddle Of Water. That scene was from a flick that I was watching the other day. It was called (Under Nevada Skies). Dale Evans stopped her car, then she got out to look for her hat. Roy came over with it. Then Dale said,"what am I going to do now". Roy said,"don't worry get used to it, all the hats look funny now-a-days". I thought that that scene was very funny. What do you think?

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 22, 2010 at 7:31pm — 1 Comment

Doesn't Gabby Look Pretty...After He Picked Up A Jar Of..........................

Make-up. That was from a flick that I was watching the other day called (Helldorado).There was a scene in the movie where Gabby walked by a vanity set full of make-up jars. He walks past it the first time. Then the next scene shows him picking up the jar, then he smells it and starts applying the make-up to his face. Then you here all the laughing in the back-ground.It was pretty funny. What do you think?

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 21, 2010 at 7:30pm — No Comments

No Gabby Don't Tell Me...You Have Gone Absolutely Plum Loco....And turned Into A...............

Sheep Herder. That line was from a flick I was watching the other day called (Helldorado). There was a scene in the movie when there was a baby sheep following Gabby around. Then his buddies came riding up. He didn't want them to get the wrong idea, so he put the sheep in the garage.Then he comes walking out...and his friends spot a piece of wool on his shirt. They reply, "what's this Gabby". Gabby says" oh that's a Rat, we have lots of Rats round' here". His friend says," That's no rat that… Continue

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 20, 2010 at 7:00pm — No Comments

What Does A Brand New Cowboy Hat Have In Common With Bob Boze Bell?

A funny thing happened on the way to the forum....I met up with guy called Bob Boze Bell.Ever since I subscribed to your magazine a year ago, my world turned upside down.I got totally addicted to your True West stuff. So much so that I have decorated my bedroom with nothing but Western Decor. My wife thinks I'm nuts because our bedroom looks like the Museum at Lone Pine,California. I also purchased some western duds recently. Such as a brand new Cowboy Hat, Western Shirts and a Black Vest.… Continue

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 19, 2010 at 3:00pm — 4 Comments

That Doesn't Look Like A Real Badge.............. You Better Put That Away and Use it For...............................

Halloween. That line came from a Roy Rogers flick, that I was watching called (Helldorado). Roy said it to Dale Evans. I wonder if that was just an ad-lib or was it part of the script.Anyway,I Thought that it was pretty funny. What do you think?/b>

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 15, 2010 at 6:30pm — No Comments

Roy Says,"That's The Problem With High-Society Girls....They could Use A Good....................

Spanking".Then the girl starts walking away and steps on a loose board that raises up and smacks her on her ass.She replies, "I'll do anything you want Roy". That was from another Roy Rogers flick I was watching.

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 14, 2010 at 7:00pm — No Comments

Teddy Bear Acts Like A Real Tough Cow-Poke When He Counts To 8

I was watching another Roy Rogers movie called (Hands Across The Border). There was a very funny scene where Roy comes ride'n up on his horse.Teddy Bear says," I'll give you to the count of 3 to get off your horse".Roy replies," do I hear 4". Teddy bear keeps counting 4,5,6,7,8. I thought that was really funny. How about you?

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 13, 2010 at 7:02pm — No Comments

Oh Gabby got Shot... Hey Wait A Minute That's Not Blood...that looks like Strawberry Jam...Well Gull Darn't

it. Just don't stand there get me some crackers. Does anybody know what I'm talking about? I was watching a T.V. Episode of Roy Rogers in "Bells of Rosa Rita". There was a very funny scene in the film where Gabby got shot and Dale Evans said, "Oh no gabby has been shot...wait a minute, that isn't blood, that looks like Strawberry Jam. Gabby replied," Well just don't stand there get me some crackers". I thought that scene was really funny. How about you?

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 12, 2010 at 8:00pm — 1 Comment

I'm Starting A New Blog Called "Comedy of the Old West"...If you like to laugh then read my blog daily!!!

There are so many funny things that happened in the Old West. I don't think that I could ever run out of things to talk about.There were so many actors playing the role of side-kicks in all the Western Television Shows and Movies over the years that made me laugh so hard, I nearly split a gut. They make the guys in Washington,D.C. look like School Boys, and they can really screw things up can't they.

I'll start you out with one of my favorites today. I was watching an episode of… Continue

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 11, 2010 at 3:22am — 1 Comment

Hombre( Starring Paul Newman)

John Russell (Paul Newman), a white man raised by an Arizona Apache tribe, is forced to confront the society he despices when he sells the boarding house he inherits. While leaving town by stagecoach, several bigoted passengers insist he ride with the driver(Martin Balsam). But when outlaws leave them all stranded in the desert. Russell may be their only hope for survival! Starring Paul Newman, Diane Cilento, Frederic March, Richard Boone and Barbara Rush.

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 10, 2010 at 6:29pm — 3 Comments

Buffalo Bill And The Indians

This was a very funny movie. Starring Paul Newman,Harvey Keital,Burt Lancaster,Joel Grey. Directed by Robert Altman . Looks like a very authentic costume design. Paul Newman gave a outstanding performance once again.

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 9, 2010 at 6:34pm — 1 Comment

Young Guns

I just watched this movie today, what a fun movie to watch. Starring Emilio Estavez, his brother Charlie sheen, Lou Diamond Philips, Kiefer Sutherland and Jack Palance. I thought that Amielio Estavez gave a brilliant performance as Billy The Kid.

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 8, 2010 at 5:30pm — 5 Comments

3:10 to Yuma

I just watched this movie today. Russell Crowe gave a good performance. What's up with the Derby Hat?

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 7, 2010 at 7:30pm — 4 Comments

Movies

I just watched the movie Tombstone yesterday.I thought that Kurt Russell gave a brilliant performance. gave a brilliant performance. Today I watched a Fistful of Dollars and Appaloosa.Clint Eastwood was brilliant and Ed Harris gave a great performance in his movie that he directed Appoloosa.

Added by Robert L. Heighes on January 6, 2010 at 3:00pm — 2 Comments

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