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TRUE WEST INTERNATIONAL RETIRED PROCRASTINATORS SOCIETY

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If you're too busy or tired or lazy, or too drunk to join a group, then I have the group for you. The True West International Retired Procrastinators Society or TWIRPS for short. We can discuss many old west topics or we can take a nap.

Members: 43
Latest Activity: on Monday

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Maybe Monday 1 Reply

Thought some about putting something on here yesterday, took a nap instead.Oh Yeah -“Procrastinators drink more because they put off stopping.” —AnonymousContinue

Started by Neil Waring. Last reply by Mundo Osterberg Jan 20.

Think I'll Quit This Group Yesterday 1 Reply

Been thinking about starting a new discussion, might post it today, maybe not. On second thought, who really wants to read this drivel anyway? Well I’ll think about posting something, maybe yesterday…Continue

Started by Neil Waring. Last reply by JOHNNY RAMIREZ Jan 14.

Week End Will Soon Be Here 1 Reply

Trying to decide what I might want to do this weekend—movie, read a good book, watch some football on TV.Continue

Started by Neil Waring. Last reply by Cheryl Meanea Jan 8.

Times A Wastin'

Just remembered I forgot to mow and fertilize for the last time this fall. -(OK- maybe I put it off a few times)- Now I suppose I will spend all day, one of these days, scooping the snow off the yard…Continue

Started by Neil Waring Jan 4.

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Comment by Christopher Zimmerman on September 10, 2011 at 1:39pm: Inspired by the story about "naked coffee" I decided to give it a try this morning at breakfast. I sauntered into the kitchen wearing nothing but a sleepy smile and sat down at the kitchen table. My wife turned and was slightly startled by the visage of my awesomeness in all its glory. She said nothing, however, and turned to get the coffee pot and moved as if to fill the cup I had on the table before me. Instead of filling up the cup, she dumped the entire pot of scalding coffee in my lap.

I've been walking around all day with a ice pack in my shorts to try and sooth the pain. Unfortunately, the bag leaks a little leaving a tell tale wet spot on my crotch. I've been telling everyone that I peed myself so they don't think I'm an idiot.

On another note--since I'm possibly the "sargent of arms" [sic], don't I get some sort of token of my rank? What would this token look like?

Comment by Carol Meanea on September 10, 2011 at 2:18pm: Christopher, we'll have to think about what this token would look like,.......but it might take a while.

Comment by Jim Holden on September 10, 2011 at 2:47pm: In another six or seven years, we might even have annual "awards" for Procrastinatin'

Comment by Gay Mathis on September 10, 2011 at 6:06pm: Christopher, no visual aid needed regarding your "naked coffee" story...:)

Comment by anthony martin on September 10, 2011 at 8:35pm: The token should be a large leak proof ice pack.

Comment by Cheryl Meanea on September 10, 2011 at 11:33pm: I think I would like to join this group. And just to let everyone know, I'm the "Champ" at putting off today, what I can do tomorrow. Just ask my sis.

Comment by Davey Wales on September 22, 2011 at 10:56am

Comment by Davey Wales on September 22, 2011 at 11:01am: was gunna smile, but i had more important things to do.

Comment by Bat on September 22, 2011 at 12:19pm: Hi thank you for the invite.

Comment by Carbine on September 23, 2011 at 9:50am: Thanks for the invite Mundo. Sorry it took so long for me to accept the invitation. My sway backed Mule tossed me out of the saddle. Then it kicked me into last week, left me lame, and it took me a month to get here.