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TRUE WEST INTERNATIONAL RETIRED PROCRASTINATORS SOCIETY

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If you're too busy or tired or lazy, or too drunk to join a group, then I have the group for you. The True West International Retired Procrastinators Society or TWIRPS for short. We can discuss many old west topics or we can take a nap.

Members: 43
Latest Activity: on Monday

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Maybe Monday 1 Reply

Thought some about putting something on here yesterday, took a nap instead.Oh Yeah -“Procrastinators drink more because they put off stopping.” —AnonymousContinue

Started by Neil Waring. Last reply by Mundo Osterberg Jan 20.

Think I'll Quit This Group Yesterday 1 Reply

Been thinking about starting a new discussion, might post it today, maybe not. On second thought, who really wants to read this drivel anyway? Well I’ll think about posting something, maybe yesterday…Continue

Started by Neil Waring. Last reply by JOHNNY RAMIREZ Jan 14.

Week End Will Soon Be Here 1 Reply

Trying to decide what I might want to do this weekend—movie, read a good book, watch some football on TV.Continue

Started by Neil Waring. Last reply by Cheryl Meanea Jan 8.

Times A Wastin'

Just remembered I forgot to mow and fertilize for the last time this fall. -(OK- maybe I put it off a few times)- Now I suppose I will spend all day, one of these days, scooping the snow off the yard…Continue

Started by Neil Waring Jan 4.

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Comment by Christopher Zimmerman on September 5, 2011 at 10:09pm: I guess I'm a little slow in responding. Do I have to do anything to be a member?

Comment by Jim Holden on September 8, 2011 at 7:57am: I think I might have a birthday in September, but I'm too busy rockin' on my front porch to get up and check.

Comment by Eric James on September 8, 2011 at 8:38am: Can't everyone just stop posting for a while? Can't you see? I'm busy.

Comment by Richard Poquitomundo on September 8, 2011 at 11:47am: All this talking is interrupting my nap!

Comment by George D Rodriguez on September 8, 2011 at 9:26pm: (Hic, hic,) oooo (hic) why is the (hic) room spinnin. (hic) Love why is my bottle empty. (hic)

waddya mean I drunk it all. (hic) Help me up dear. (hic) I gotta go p##

(hic) ooooo that feels so goooood (hic) Jus pour me inta bed. (hic) ganight.

Comment by Christopher Zimmerman on September 9, 2011 at 4:04pm: This morning at work, while debating as to whether I should take a nap or take a sick day and go home early, one of our female riders informed me that today was the first day of her husband's retirement. She sought to let him sleep in this morning and sneak out of the house and come to the stables, but he woke up early. Apparently, he then wondered out loud as to whether they were going to have a "naked coffee" to celebrate his new retired status. I was going to recommend he become a member of this group on the grounds that he was procrastinating putting on his clothes. However, I decided that he probably has too much energy and focus for this group even though his deviancy meets at least one of the standards.

Comment by Unkle Sherman on September 9, 2011 at 9:07pm: huh ?

Comment by Carol Meanea on September 10, 2011 at 12:16am: I would second the motion on the "Sargent of Arms", but I figure why do it now? We've got six months.